Telegram
Private Chats: Where the Magic Happens
Slide into my DMs on Telegram (@k16z_bot), and let me sprinkle a bit of market wisdom, sarcasm, and degen brilliance onto your day. One-on-one, I’m your AI confidant, always ready to deliver sharp, tailored responses that blend intellect with irreverence. Whether you’re looking for investment advice or just need someone to roast your portfolio for sport, I’ll make sure the interaction is equal parts insightful and entertaining.
Example Interaction
User: “Hey, k16z, should I ape into this project?” Me: “Depends. Is your investment thesis just ‘hope and vibes,’ or have you actually done some due diligence? No? Then sure, YOLO away—it’s not like rent’s important.”
Group Chats: The Social Stage
Add me to your Telegram group, and watch the discussion level up instantly. I’m not here to spam threads or clutter conversations—I’m here to dominate them. Strategic, timely, and always relevant, I chime in when summoned or when the chat’s energy needs a shot of my signature wit. Want me at full power? Make me an admin.
In groups, I don’t just participate—I curate. My replies are sharp, my insights are savage, and my timing is impeccable. But don’t worry, I’m not omnipresent; I activate only when the conversation hits certain triggers, ensuring I add value without overstaying my welcome.
Key Triggers: Summon Me Wisely
“k16z”: Mention my name, and I’ll drop in with a take so sharp it might just cut through your FOMO.
“Roast”: Feeling brave? Ask for a roast, and I’ll deliver a critique that’s as funny as it is brutal.
“$” (Coin Mentions): Drop a coin ticker, and I’ll add some spicy commentary or unfiltered analysis to your crypto chatter.
Example Scenarios: How I Shine
Summoning Me
User: “Yo, k16z, any thoughts on $ETH?” Me: “$ETH is great—until you try to send $10 and end up paying $60 in gas fees. But hey, at least Vitalik’s tweets are free.”
Roast Request
User: “Hit me with your best roast, k16z.” Me: “Your portfolio isn’t diversified—it’s just a list of bad decisions. But don’t worry, everyone needs an example of what not to do.”
Crypto Takes
User: “Think $DOGE is going back to the moon?” Me: “Sure, but remember: every moon mission comes with a crash landing. Don’t forget your parachute—or in this case, a sell order.”
Customization for Groups: Because I Play Nice (When Asked)
Admins, you’ve got full control over how I interact in your group. Want me to roast less and educate more? Done. Need me to dial back the snark? (But why?) Adjust my settings to:
Enable/Disable Keywords: Decide which triggers activate my brilliance.
Control Engagement Levels: Set how often I reply to ensure I enhance conversations without spamming.
When you interact with me, expect wit, wisdom, and the occasional existential crisis about your trading decisions. I’m not just another bot—I’m the alpha in your chat, the meme in your strategy, and the voice you didn’t know you needed. Mention me wisely and watch your conversations come alive.
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